Some of the search terms that people have used to find my blog make me feel ill. I find it hard to believe that anyone would type these words into a search engine, and go looking at the sites they come up with. I am guessing that they are a little taken aback when they come up with a feminist blog, and I wish I could believe that it would make a difference, but I suspect not, alas.
I’ve put a picture of yesterday’s search terms below the fold. Take care in looking at it – some of the terms could be triggering.
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i see what you mean. who the hell makes pastry in a food processor?!
there sure are some sick puppies out there.
If it’s any consolation the most used search terms on my blog are milk boobs, boobs milk and public porn – the first two because of posts I did on Sanlu which mentioned the natural alternative to infant formula and the third because of a post on topless women on bikes.
Sigh.
Yep! Homepaddock appears in the top ten links on google for those terms…
Yeugh is right.
Yep. I’m there with you. Underage crotch shot gymnast, preteen slut fuck, Asian choke fuck etc all find my blog.
Dear fuckpolitness,
You might have fewer problems if you called yourself:
politnessisoverrated, or
isntpolitenessnice, or even
Ilovecutelittleanimals
… hmnn, actually, scratch that last one.
Gee, thanks, fp. I guess those terms are going to find my blog now too!
I hear you. We get an enormous number of rape and child sexual abuse stuff popping up in the search terms, and it’s often rather obviously not someone on the feminist/survivor side looking for information. I edit them out of my search-terms posts, otherwise they’d take up something like 80% of the space. We also get lots of searches for stuff like “fat woman sex”, “fat porn”, and “breast breastfeeding boobies BOOBS”.
Sophie Ellis Bextor
I think I have Weird Milk Rape’s first album somewhere.
The fact that they find me through the word ‘fuck’ isn’t lost on me Vibenna. But for real…when they click through, what do they expect? A sex etiquette guide? A very well mannered person having sex?
Good god, I guess taking consolation from the fact that those searches are at least temporarily frustrated by coming here where sanity and gardening are topics du jour is about all you can do.
The Hand Mirror has similar issues. And I agree with Paul in terms of the frustration of the searcher providing a modicum of gratification.
yes. homepaddock appears in the top ten links on google for those terms
Yes, I always get a tiny sense of ‘well HA, you weren’t expecting angry political rants when you searched for that, WERE YOU??’.
Course then I realise that rather than read and listen most ppl prob just click on the next link for their search terms…
FP, I tried to log in and comment on your blog – hilarious story about your frank conversation with your son – but couldn’t… I’ll have another go but just wanted to let you know I laughed my arse off (but respect your approach, I’ve not had to go there with my 3 1/2 year old and may well chicken out when the time comes).
Mine were mostly North Korean related but the birthday cake post drew lots of hits.
Che Tibby, you can make good short pastry in a food processor. It’s useful if you can’t easily rub the butter into the flour because of , say, arthritis in your hands. You just give it a very short burst. But, yeah, it’s probably a really perverted thing to be googling. People should only do it in the privacy of their own homes and not discuss it in public.